Thursday, November 11, 2010
Sometimes the trophy wife just needs to stay home
Husband: You want to go to the car show with me?
Me: You want to go to the yarn store with me?
Husband: Why would I want to go to the yarn store?
Me: Why would I want to go to the car show?
Husband: Everyone knows you need a car so that you can drive to the yarn store...
Me: We have three Mustangs, 1 Solstice, 1 pick up truck, 1 Work van and an Escape in our drive way. What makes you think I need to spend a full evening in town walking around looking for another car to go shop for yarn in?
Husband: Does this mean that you are busy tonight and can't make the car show this year?
Guess who is staying home to knit while the guys all go to the car show? I'll give ya a hint...it ain't the guys..and guess what? I don't even remember how to knit!!